Happy 牛 (Niu) Year!
May you be beefed up in the year ahead as we moove into a new era of challenges and opportunities.
Avoid ox-orbitant expenditures unless you're spending on other people.
Please respect one another, and try not to bulldoze your way ahead just to milk your profits.
I will not be cowed by your ox-ymoronic bovine intentions.
Put your trust in God and not in bullish markets. The golden cow is just a parad-ox.