You know what? I haven't dived at all this year. Not even once. The deepest I've been is 1.8m, in a swimming pool.
The only island I have set foot on is Penang. Taiwan doesn't count, because I didn't even get out of the airport.
I'm feeling some nitrogen deficiency withdrawal symptoms now. This is the opposite of nitrogen narcosis, which is caused by too much nitrogen in the blood.
My blood is short on nitrogen, and I need a good dose of vitamin sea.
Or maybe God is healing me from an addiction to breathing compressed air. As they say, SCUBA = Self-Confessed Underwater Breathing Addict. :P